The Null Device


Campers in Victoria's Wilson's Promontory (which, I have been told, is very pretty), have been besieged by an onslaught of tent-invading wombats, which claw their way through tents and make off with anything edible. The wombats (which, I have been told, are actually quite dangerous creatures) have been encouraged by dumb tourons patting them as if they were cute fluffy animals. However, what is an annoyance to tourists is a boon for the tent-repair industry...