The Null Device
Appropriate comments to write on exam papers one is marking:
- "?" (arrow pointing to mistake)
- "What is this"?
Inappropriate comments to write on exam papers when marking:
- "Look mate, you obviously wouldn't know a data structure if it came up and bit you on the arse; may I recommend dropping CS and taking up cultural theory instead?"
Bad news: Nuclear bomb plans were found in an abandoned Taliban base.
Good news: The "plans" were a parody article from the Journal of Irreproducible Results.
I went to see Down Town Brown at the Empress Hotel tonight, and they rocked. They put on an amazing, incredibly funky and downright bootywhanglicious performance. A most welcome break from the Aegean Stables.