The Null Device
The peace dividends are coming quickly; there are now plans to bomb the moon with "bunker buster" missiles
just in case Saddam's hiding there to liberate reserves of water stored in buried reserves of ice. Hey, if it works for oil, why not water?
Which all reminds me of how the US Air Force planned to detonate a nuclear bomb on the moon during the late 1950s, just to show them Russkies who's boss.