Entertaining page of witty one-line explanations of languages: (via RobotWisdom)

The Queen's English is essentially Modern Anglo-Saxon as passed on by generation after generation of stiff necked Norman nobles with their noses in the air.
--ilvi

English is what you get from Normans trying to pick up Saxon girls.
--Bryan Maloney

English is essentially an imprecise dialect of Java, without the object orientation.
--Julian Morrison

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