The Null Device
A collection of
amusing
epitaphs and witty obituaries: (via A&L)
Or "Joe" Carstairs, the woman who owned and ruled an island in the British
West Indies, which she dotted with signs such as: "I eat brown rice in
preference to white. Therefore, if brown rice is good enough for me and my
household, it is good enough or even too good for the people." Viscount
Barrington, whose method of timing a boiled egg "was to recite a fixed number
of the quatrains of Omar Khayyam."
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