The Null Device

Hollywood in action: A leaked email reveals plans for the Harry Potter film, including Robin Williams' role, product placement and even a romantic interest:
Still need to delete more limey words. I mean, what the hell's a "prefect"? At first I thought it was a typo for "perfect."
the last thing we need is uptight Falwell followers picketing cineplexes. So I've come up with a couple of script adds, nothing major, just some subtle fix-its. First, let's have Potter wear a crucifix throughout the film. Also, just before he confronts the evil Voldemort, let's have him say a tearful prayer asking for help and guidance. (I know it sounds cheesy, but when Culkin took refuge in his local church in "Home Alone," our preview scores shot through the roof!)

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