The Null Device

Under the supervision of the United Nations, and funded by the US and UK, scientists in Uzbekistan are working on a fungus that destroys opium plants, with the hope of eliminating opium plantations and hopefully making this evil plant extinct. Hope you're not too fond of poppy-seed rolls. Mind you, Afghanistan, the terrorist state responsible for most of the world's opium production, is unlikely to allow the UN to spray their country with the fungus. The obvious solution would be to pound Afghani cities with cruise missiles until they relent and allow the spraying to go ahead; and if they hurry, they just might get it in before the upcoming US Presidential election.

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