The Null Device

A twice-divorced Melbourne man, fed up with women, has married his widescreen TV. Mitch Hallen is quoted as saying, "my telly has given me endless hours of pleasure, without fussing, fighting or backchat." Wonder what he'll do when digital TV comes in and his "wife" is obsolete.

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