The Null Device

Scenes from a bizarre world: The Church of England magazine Celebrate has hailed silicone-filled pop tart Britney Spears as an ambassador for virginity. Meanwhile, the government of devoutly Catholic Ireland (aren't condoms still illegal there?) has launched a "Do a Britney" campaign. I can see a lot of people getting into that; at least until they discover that it's really about staying a virgin.

(Incidentally, I don't see what's so attractive about Britney Spears; she looks like a plastic doll. Then again, I don't see anything attractive about Pamela Anderson either. Maybe I'm just strange.)

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