The Null Device

Ye gods; Adrian Mole, the Harry Potter of the kitchen-sink socialist-realist 1980s, is still around at 37, a father and celebrity chef, and still pining for his childhood sweetheart Pandora:
Mangan added: "I want Adrian and Pandora to get together in their 80s. He can change her incontinence pants and wipe dribble from her chin." "It's the only way he'll ever get near her, when she's completely ga-ga. I can tell you that," retorted Sue Townsend.

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