re: the Morrissey/Diana thing: it gets better. The author of the conspiracy
theory posted this
description of his life so far. If this is not a carefully thought out hoax, then he is quite
an exemplar of psychoceramicity. (Pity he can't afford to get his theory
published as a book; it would look great on my bookshelf, right next to
Jack the Ripper: Light-Hearted Friend).