The Null Device

In Britain, the latest martyr in the battle against assimilation into a homogeneous Eurostate (undoubtedly a plot by those dastardly French), is Sunderland grocer Steven Thoburn, to be tried for refusing to use metric units, as mandated by a European Union directive. If convicted, he faces a criminal record and a £2000 fine. Mr. Thoburn has support, though, from the anti-federalist movement. Good luck, and let those garlic-eating foreigners do their worst!

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