This should make things a bit more exciting: an honest-to-goodness psychopathic killer has escaped from a day trip from his psychiatric institution. Neville Colin Garden, 45, suffers from paranoid schizophrenia, and murdered a milk bar owner in 1994 in the belief that he was part of the CIA-Vatican conspiracy against him. It is believed that the longer he is at large and without medication, the more likely he is to behave violently. He is still at large, has been sighted in Melbourne, and may have a passport.

(And if that doesn't liven things up, there are always those missing Russian briefcase nukes that have still not been accounted for. Not to mention uncounted planet-killer asteroids hurtling dangerously through space.)

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