The Null Device
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has threatened fines for listing your religion as "Jedi"
on the census. Supposedly Jedi is not a real religion, or so they
say. Sure it is; Jedi believe in something called The Force which is, like, everywhere, that Microsoft is
evil, and that Natalie Portman is a hot babe. It's sort of like whiteboy
Rastafarianism, only instead of smoking pot you read
Anyway, I'm putting my religion down as
Discordian. Let's see them prove
otherwise. If you are of the Discordian religion, you are invited to do the
same. (Besides, Discordianism is not a product of Rupert Murdoch's media
empire, like Star Wars.)
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