The Null Device

A radical leftist organiser was abducted by armed men disguised as demonstrators at the Quebec free trade summit. Jaggi Singh, a veteran of the anti-globalisation movement, was savagely beaten and hustled into a van by three undercover police types. Look for his badly mutilated corpse to be found in a river or landfill in a few days, strategically timed to deter the less fanatical Nu Marxists from showing up at the worldwide ceremonial McDonalds-trashings planned for May 1.

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