Everybody's favourite corporate citizen and all-round Good Neighbour
McDonalds admits to having lied to vegetarians for the past 10 years,
saying that their fries are suitable for vegetarians, whereas they were,
in fact, cooked in beef fat. Mind you, this affects not only the minuscule
proportion of the dreadlocked feral population who eat at McDonalds, but the
rather large Hindu population of India, whose religion forbids eating beef.
Hindu nationalists are not amused.