The Null Device

An interesting and amusing piece by a writer describing his career in the online porn industry.
My specialty was writing booty letters to the magazine, which are, by the way, completely bogus... The tough part of this job was concocting original euphemisms for male genitalia. Thinking up synonyms for "penis" is far more challenging than you might think. There are only so many ways to say cock, and all the good ones suffer from overuse. I did have a reference book, a sort of industry trade pornographic thesaurus that got passed around the company, but the real rush came from making ones up on my own. After all, I am a writer. My personal favorite was "swollen trouser-troll." I coined that puppy. That's all me.

Oh, and be sure to read the readers' comments at the bottom. (via Hobbsblog)

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