And now, for something completely different:
The British Department of Trade and Industry has just released the latest
injury statistics.
Tea-cozy injuries have gone up by 185%, from 20 last year to 37, and
birdbath-related accidents have more than doubled, but placemat injuries have
had a modest increase, from 157 to 165, and armchair-related injuries have
fallen by more than 2,000. (via Lev)