And now, a solution to the global warming problem that even Dubya could
love:
altering Earth's orbit, so that we can burn all the fossil fuels we
desire as we sit in our extra-wide SUVs, with CFC-laden air conditioners going full blast. If NASA pull it off, not burning lots
of oil could be considered harmful, putting the Earth at risk of global cooling;
wouldn't that just tickle the White House pink?
No news on whether the scheme would also
stop epidemics of
cancer, cholera, AIDS, etc.