The Null Device

The Raelian UFO cult's heroic plans to clone a human being and bring the human race into a new golden age of science took a setback after the FDA raided their cloning lab, shutting it down. The Raelian-backed Clonaid was working on cloning the deceased 10-month-old son of a wealthy benefactor. But not to worry; the group says they will reestablish their lab somewhere far from the prying eyes of busybodies and the torch-wielding peasantry.

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