Besides tracking a person's every action and relaying the data to a computer screen on earth, amazing powers of satellites include reading a person's mind, monitoring conversations, manipulating electronic instruments and physically assaulting someone with a laser beam.
(And this from Pravda, the Russian state press organ, too. UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT information is ENCOURAGED.)
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