The Null Device

The Seven Habits of Sensitive, Celibate Men. Pretty much the "nice guys finish last/chicks dig jerks" argument, which you've probably seen/heard before.

• Habit One: I'll be her friend first
• Habit Two: I'd better go slow
• Habit Three: Sleeping in the same bed will make us closer
• Habit Four: I don't care, what do you want?
• Habit Five: I'll win her heart with flowers and a poem
• Habit Six: I better apologize
• Habit Seven: Women don't make passes at men who wear glasses

I'd put on a Morrissey album right now, only the computer with my MP3s on it is being repaired... (via Plastic)

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