The Null Device

A survey has found that listening to rap music on the car stereo is more likely to lead to road rage than any other genre (sounds fair enough, as if you've got Eminem cranked up and some asshole cuts you off you'd feel like bustin' some caps in the punk's ass, already being on that wavelength). Meanwhile, "pop" (which presumably means Top-40 girl/boy bubblegum) was the least likely to lead to road rage, being known for its tranquilising properties. (Which is probably why you only hear Top 40 radio in shops, because anything less mindlessly ebullient wouldn't induce people to be happy consumers quite as effectively.) Mind you, given that the survey was taken by an outfit named the Little Chef restaurant, its scientific validity may be in some doubt.

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