This is not the Onion:
The mayor of the town of Inglis, Florida, has drafted an edict
officially banishing Satan from the town, and placed it in four posts,
inscribed Repent, Request and Resist, on the outskirts of the town.
Mayor Carolyn Risher, who was motivated to this action by seeing evidence of
Satanic influence, such as drunk driving, child abuse and teenagers dressing
in "goth" costume (undoubtedly whilst reading those darn Harry Potter books
too), denies discriminating against religions, saying that
the edict is all-encompassing -- well, for anyone who believes in Jesus Christ
anyway. (via rotten.com)