The Null Device

I've got a bit of a dilemma. I have just been given a kitten by several family members. A high-maintenance, pedigree kitten, with special dietary requirements and a tendency to not leave one alone. With it around, I'm unable to do anything (as when it's not trying to climb onto my lap, it's going where it shouldn't). (I even found it hard to sleep last night, as it insisted on waking me before 8am.) Locking it outside the room doesn't work, as it complains in pained tones. (As you probably would too, were you in its situation.) That is, if it doesn't bolt through the door before you get a chance to close it.

I didn't ask for a cat (let alone such a high-maintenance cat), and don't quite feel up to keeping it. However, since a lot of people put a lot of effort into getting it, giving it away would be hard. Therein lies my dilemma.

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