Tanya sets her sights on the recent meme of
ironically mixing together two songs
(one of which is usually by Missy Elliot, for some reason).
Forget all that nonsense about CoolEdit and ProTools - all you need to be a master bootlegger are a pair of decks with a broken crossfader stuck in the middle: the results will be the same, to wit a grisly mess. And boys in bakers hats will stare at you while you are DJ-ing as if you are the cleverest man alive for supergluing an REM and Maddonna track together and calling it "Losing My Virginity"