I got a phone call today from the landlord's representatives, telling me to get rid of my cat. It seems that neighbours have complained about it meowing during the day, obliging the landlord to act. Pity, I was getting used to having the little rascal around.

(A word of advice: if you want to keep a surreptitious cat in a flat, make sure it's not a Burmese kitten; they're a rather boisterous breed, and don't like being left alone all day.)

Anyway, it looks like I'll have to stash him at someone else's place, at least for the time being.

Posted by: Rick Patrickson | http:// | Fri Jul 5 11:16:24 2002

Why not hide the little devil and claim that your computer has a cat program which makes noises at random intervals?

Posted by: Josaphine | http://ryoutalkingtome.blogspot.com | Sat Jul 6 08:14:33 2002

Or...

I could keep him for a while.

I've always wanted a burmese, and I'm looking for new ways to piss off my Father.

Posted by: Big Kev | http:// | Sun Jul 7 09:42:28 2002

There's always that Dim Sim plant down in Richmond.

Posted by: Steve | | Tue Jul 9 02:52:35 2002

Stash the cat somewhere else, then spend a month playing Pungent Stench, BoltThrower etc, at top volume (promptly turning it down whenever the cops arrive, of course). Then negotiate with your neighbours.

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