A Liberal (i.e., conservative) parliamentarian in Western Australia recently
took part in a slave-for-a-day auction to raise funds for the local Rotary
club. His services were bought by
a local brothel madam, who outbid a local Labor MP (among others), and intends to get her money's worth:
"I thought I would start him off with a frilly apron and he could clean the brothel," she said. "[He would] see that not all brothels are dirty and I think I will have the most fun teaching him how to massage."