Says God, a more intelligent retort to all those "God says" billboards in the US:

If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger planet. --God

I never said, "Thou shalt not think." --God

You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all grounded. --God

Here's a clue--if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. --God

(via bOING bOING)

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