It is indeed a sad life I and my compatriots lead. All these men trying to touch us all the time, but whenever they do brush up against us, we scream. Very unnerving for everyone involved.
Of course we're sexier. I don't feel any pain for it, either.It's all glory round the auburn end of town, baby, all glory.
Please keep comments on topic and to the point. Inappropriate comments may be deleted.
Note that markup is stripped from comments; URLs will be automatically converted into links.