Form your own "new rock" band
You will need:
To be thin
To be male
To be white
To have dark hair
To have a band name starting with "The..."
To wear tight T-shirts or leather jackets
To know a maximum of three guitar chords
Hmm, isn't one of the White Stripes female?
All I can say about this "new rock" hype is... it reminds me of The Romantics!! (particularly The Hives)http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/music/mu1074.php
At least it seems to have scared off Limp Bizkit. Remember them?
This list excludes Andrew W.K., who doesn't have a 'the' in his name, and only knows two chords.
Yeah, but he's a metal dude. Doesn't count.
The thin requirement would exclude The Soundtrack of Our Lives and the dark hair requirement axes The Queens of the Stone Age. So it's still cool to like those bands right?