Via the "does Morrissey have a girlfriend" thread, A collection of letters from Morrissey to a penpal in 1981, in which he waxes disjointedly Wildean about records and other things.
Dear person,
So nice to know there's another soul out there, even if it is in Glasgow. Does being Scottish bother you? Manchester is a lovely place, if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. I'm unhappy, hope you're unhappy too.
In poverty,
Steven
Why do you have such an odd address, IE 22-60, do you live in a shop? Or a barn? I must know everything. I'm sorry to hear that your friend is going to Australia. He doesn't sound very intelligent. Nobody with any sense goes there. Never mind, you won't be lovely, after all, you have my letters..

He was a strange one, alright...

Posted by: Nick | http:// | Thu Feb 6 01:13:05 2003

I believe he claims to have a girlfried and that both of them are bisexual-'real hip huh?'

Posted by: N | http:// | Thu Feb 6 01:13:41 2003

Well, I ment "girlfriend" of course.

Posted by: acb | http://dev.null.org | Thu Feb 6 03:50:17 2003

I wonder whether his definition of "girlfriend" would have been the same as yours or mine.

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