The Null Device

"Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait 'til lunchtime."

A few bits lifted from Techdirt. Firstly, secretive Stalinist cult-state North Korea has staked its claim to the Internet Age. The rigidly centralised, computer-poor nation claims to have invented the computer drink. Ah, good; we needed one of those.

Meanwhile, technology imitates Monty Python as version-1.0 voice-recognising language translators appearing on the market aren't quite up to scratch:

But what it lacks in utility, it makes up for in entertainment value. The Ectaco Personal Translator proved the perfect icebreaker during a dinner party in rural France. It turned "thank you for the great dinner" into "it was disgusting," and "you are very beautiful" into "how much?" What better way to break the ice with a roomful of total strangers in a foreign country whose language you don't know?

There are 1 comments on ""Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait 'til lunchtime."":

Posted by: moe Mon May 12 02:58:35 2003

The CIA hackers have made the supposed article on the 'Computer Drink' disappear....