The Null Device
Get thee to a nunnery!
The winners of the nerve.com Bad Erotica Contest
, a sort of specialised version of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
, only devoted to bad erotic prose, of the sort more suited to inspiring laughter (and possibly celibacy) than lust.
His wiry hands grasped desperately at her continental breasts, his breath coming hoarse and urgent, like a sailor onboard ship first spotting a sea-cow.
"Oh, Marija!" he panted.
There are no comments yet on "Get thee to a nunnery!"