There's a few possibilities you've missed: Crims, masquerading as terrorists? Or terrorists, masquerading as crims? Or crims, masquerading as terrorists masquerading as crims? Or, even, terrorists masquerading as crims masquerading as terrorists.
I think it's a bit more complicated than that, Ben...
(groan)
Maybe they were really repairmen after all and none of the computers are missing?
It does seem a bit far-fetched...
No, if it was ASIS they probably would have fucked it up and gotten their pictures on the morning news. I think the obvious culprits are MI6, the Shin Bet or possibly Kopassus. Or possibly the dodgy Pakistani computer shop over the road from me, I'll have to ask if they have cheap government surplus mainframes. It could have even been the same guys who stole about 100 laptops full of super-confidential information from the Office of Public Persecutions earlier this year in Melbourne (when they forgot to change their automatic de-locking system over Easter).
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Fri Sep 5 03:53:13 2003
They obviously needed Super Duper Mega Ultra Top Security since ordinary Top Security wasn't enough.