Not only can the iPod hold your entire music collection, its sturdy metal construction makes it ideal for bludgeoning people to death too.

("A message from the RIAA: MP3 piracy kills. Any questions?")

Meanwhile, you may want to avoid Masonic initiations as well, especially if they involve handguns believed to contain blanks.

Posted by: mitch | http:// | Wed Mar 10 07:16:31 2004

Via LGF, a superior example of anti-Masonic paranoia: http://www.allaahuakbar.net/free-masons/

There are some comical or just baffling spellings here. Pope Clement V becomes "Pope Claymont V"; Anton LaVey becomes "Anthony Sans Delivy"; Jacques De Molay of the Knights Templar becomes "Chekthemolay", leader of the "Templates"; Matt Groenig becomes "Matt Growning"; NAFTA becomes "NAPHTHA"; Literaturnaya Gazeta becomes "Glitter a Liternia Gazetta".

Posted by: mihaly | http:// | Wed Mar 10 16:48:02 2004

I really hate your taste in music.

Sorry, I just had to say it.

Posted by: acb | http://dev.null.org | Wed Mar 10 17:38:29 2004

Well, start your own blog then.

Posted by: mihaly | http://www.livejournal.com/mihaly_k | Fri Mar 12 17:29:51 2004

Oops that came out wrong.... Thats what the killer said before bludgeoning his victim to death.

I wasnt passing judgement on your (acb's) taste. pointing: http://www.livejournal.com/mihaly_k

Posted by: mihaly | http://www.livejournal.com/users/mihaly_k | Fri Mar 12 17:39:13 2004

That should gave a /users/ in between. see webpage above...

Posted by: Alex | http:// | Sat Mar 13 15:51:30 2004

http://www.livejournal.com/~mihaly_k

~~~ tilde will do ~~~

Posted by: rsokolov | http://http://www.livejournal.com/users/rsokolov/ | Tue Mar 16 15:04:00 2004

Looks like it is an Oninon-style parody rather than a real story.

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