Some genius has tried to nail himself to a cross (as one does) after "seeing pictures of God on the computer"; he successfully nailed one hand to the makeshift cross, but ended up calling the police after realising that he had no way of nailing his other hand in.

Posted by: cos | http://polydistortion.net/monkey/ | Wed Mar 17 05:27:09 2004

well, if he'd watched the Young Ones, he'd remember Neil's advice.

"you just can't get the last nail in..."

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