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Beard Caress

Sticker seen on a cash machine in west London, 18/2/2005:

BEARD CARESS FOR LADIES 07730 XXX XXX

My first thought was that it must be a very specialised market. Not many ladies have beards, after all.

There are 2 comments on "Beard Caress":

Posted by: Loki Carbis http://restless.rimspace.net/ Sun Feb 20 05:07:38 2005

Is it just me, or is anyone else having creepy "Black Books" flashbacks right now?

Posted by: SayBlade Sat Sep 6 19:49:29 2008

Women have "beards." Situated between the thighs they camouflage sensitive parts, unless cruelly shaved or waxed off.

Now do you understand what a beard caress should be?

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