The Null Device
Mother Very Easily Made a Jam Sandwich Using Nothing.
This just in: Pluto is officially not a planet
. The International Astronomical Union rejected a face-saving proposal to create a category of runners-up to planethood known as "plutons", assigning Pluto and various other objects to it, instead unsentimentally striking the distant rock from the list of planets, where it has been since its discovery in 1930.
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