It's official: a US district court has ruled that household product manufacturer
Procter & Gamble are not Satanists, despite the
persistent urban legends:
More specifically, the ruling smacked down four representatives of
Amway, a rival product manufacturer allegedly connected with the US Religious Right and/or operating in a cult-like fashion, of deliberately spreading this rumour and urging a boycott. The defendants denied malicious intent, saying that their goal was merely to "fight the Church of Satan".
To the best of my knowledge the Church of Satan has not issued any statement on the ruling.