The Null Device
Put down that MP3 player!
A man in Stoke-on-Trent was arrested by armed police, DNA tested and thrown in a cell after a bystander mistook his MP3 player for a gun
. Darren Nixon was released, but
has been banned from the internet after copyright-enforcement officers found pirated MP3s on the player
will now have his DNA stored on a national database for life with a record that he was arrested on suspicion of a firearms offence.
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