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Digital drugs

The latest threat to America's children is digital drugs, or MP3 files which affect the listener's brain to induce illegal and dangerous states of consciousness. Called "idozers", they're sold from web sites by evil drug dealers:
Some sites provide binaural beats that have innocuous effects. For example, some claim to help you develop extrasensory powers like telepathy and psychokinesis.
Other sites offer therapeutic binaural beats. They help you relax or meditate. Some allegedly help you overcome addiction or anxiety. Others purport to help you lose weight or eliminate gray hair.
However, most sites are more sinister. They sell audio files ("doses") that supposedly mimic the effects of alcohol and marijuana.
But it doesn't end there. You'll find doses that purportedly mimic the effects of LSD, crack, heroin and other hard drugs. There are also doses of a sexual nature. I even found ones that supposedly simulate heaven and hell.
It gets worse than is. I have it on very good authority that paedophiles are using similar technologies to remotely molest children with penis-shaped sound waves. There's no evidence to prove it, but it is a scientific fact.

The fact that the audio files are allegedly being "sold" by evil drug dealers is a dead giveaway. If today's kids are willing and able to download the latest movies and music, would they really pay or MP3s alleged to get them high or simulate heaven or hell?

I wonder what the provenance of this absurdity is. Could it be a particularly desperate RIAA-instigated black-ops campaign to bring the full force of the War On Drugs to bear against uncontrolled file-sharing and/or lock down the internet?

There are 4 comments on "Digital drugs":

Posted by: Greg Mon Aug 11 22:47:13 2008

I bet the LSD idose is Russell Morris's "The Real Thing".

Posted by: gusset http://blog.gusset.co.uk Tue Aug 12 15:13:40 2008

Isn't this lifted straight from Brass Eye?

Posted by: Rick78 Fri Aug 22 13:14:17 2008

LOL the most absurd line in there is this "It gets worse than is. I have it on very good authority that paedophiles are using similar technologies to remotely molest children with penis-shaped sound waves. There's no evidence to prove it, but it is a scientific fact."

First off, I would like someone, ANYONE to show me a penis shaped sound wave and second, if there is NO evidence to prove it, how can it be scientific fact?

Posted by: acb http://dev.null.org/acb/ Mon Aug 25 19:32:18 2008

Just watch the video.

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