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Female "master criminal" found

European police have called off their hunt for a master criminal, a woman of Eastern European origin linked by DNA to numerous crimes from murders and carjackings to burglaries of varying levels of competence, after it was found that the DNA belonged to a worker at the factory making cotton swabs used by police forces across Europe. Oops!

There are 1 comments on "Female "master criminal" found":

Posted by: toby Tue Mar 31 23:05:27 2009

I picked it. It was always going to be contamination, and I'm really disappointed that it took the police this long.

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