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Facebook causes syphilis

The Daily Mail Telegraph says that Facebook causes cancer syphilis:
The virus has increased fourfold in Sunderland, Durham and Teesside, the areas of Britain where Facebook is most popular, because it has given people a new way to meet multiple partners for casual sexual encounters.

There are 2 comments on "Facebook causes syphilis":

Posted by: Greg Thu Mar 25 12:10:25 2010

During the same period in which the incidence of syphilis increased, so did my age. Therefore my age causes syphilis.

Posted by: toby Sat Mar 27 09:26:46 2010

The "share on facebook" link under this post is suddenly very funny.

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