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"Traditional Maldivean" ceremony

A resort in the Maldives has been offering wedding packages to (mostly Western) tourists, where, for $1300, they can have a "traditional Maldivean" ceremony. Unbeknownst to the tourists, the actual ceremony consisted of a stream of obscenities and nonsequiturs in Dhivehi, directed at the clueless couple. This only emerged when a staff member uploaded the video of one of the ceremonies, originally taped for the couple in question, to YouTube:
“Before buggering a chicken, check if the hole is clean. That is because the people of the countries that you are from are familiar with the taste of the ****holes of chicken,” he chants, still with hands held over the couples’.
The concluding chant is delivered in a gentler, softer voice: “Keep fornicating frequently, and keep spreading hatred among people. The children you will have from this marriage will all be bastard swine.”

There are 1 comments on ""Traditional Maldivean" ceremony":

Posted by: Greg Sun Nov 7 19:57:43 2010

Some of what was said is, despite being nasty, also so over-the-top funny that one might expect to find it quoted in ironic t-shirts, coffee cups, greeting cards, Facebook updates and the joke "telegrams" read at weddings.

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