Posts matching tags 'mcsweeneys'
2005/6/1
Christmas Day With My New Girlfriend's Family As A Circa-1982 Text-Based Computer Adventure Game:
> INVENTORY
You are carrying:
A cell phone with a message from your friends Dave and Paul telling you what a fun time they're having in the Bahamas
A slowly coalescing escape plan
A piece of ham
Resentment toward Emily for persuading you that visiting her parents at Christmas would be "totally fun"
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