psychoceramics: I can prove it!

[tbyfield @ panix.com (t byfield)]

        This fresh in from the cypherpunks list...

>From: r--@d--.dorsai.org (Richard Mallinson)
>Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy, alt.alien.visitors, sci.math,
>alt.politics.org.nsa
>Subject: The Grays' involvement in cryptography and national security
>Date: 25 Jan 1994 07:05:10 GMT
>Summary: How the NSA has got help from extraterrtestrials
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>One thing that the NSA will not reveal is the magnitude of their advancement
>in theoretical mathematics and cryptography. It is estimated that the NSA is
>about 200 years ahead of the rest of the world in mathematical theory. This
>not only allows them to break any code devised outside of the NSA, but to
>devise codes which cannot be broken.
>
>A tiny part of this advancement is due to an intensive mathematics research
>program commenced in the 1960s. Fermat's Last Theorem was proven
>conclusively in 1964, but only those in the NSA know of it. Some 2,000
>theorems and lemmas, all numbered and classified, have arisen. At least a
>dozen branches of theoretical mathematics such as flag theory, superspace
>theory, interstice theory, match theory and quantum logic have been
>developed, and yet not only has the outside world never heard of them, but
>the NSA has been deliberately inserting disinformation into textbooks,
>research papers, et cetera to keep everybody else off the trail.
>
>Most of this advancement has been achieved with outside help. In 1973,
>during the Nixon Administration, the NSA hooked up fith the Jason Society,
>the top-secret body that liaises with the extraterrestrial beings known as
>the Grays. This gave them an immediate infusion of mathematical theory, as
>the grays have developed mathematics to a level which we cannot completely
>comprehend. In return, the grays were given two more bases in New Mexico and
>a 15% increase in the number of people that they may abduct per year for
>analysis and extraction of vital fluids.
>
>The Grays have renegged on their abduction quota agreement, and are
>abducting many more people than before. Most of these are returned, after
>being implanted with a device which allows the grays to have total control
>over their thoughts and actions. Approximately 40% of Americans now carry
>one of these devices, which are impossible to remove without killing the
>host.
>
>Richard E. Mallinson
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