psychoceramics: 400 MILE LONG GIANT 'FACE' HEADED TOWARDS EARTH - CLINTON COVERS UP

[Jamie Cameron <jcameron @ letterbox.com>]

Is this guy insane, or merely trolling?

> Subject: 400 MILE LONG GIANT 'FACE' HEADED TOWARDS EARTH - CLINTON
> COVERS UP
> Date: 21 May 1996 20:50:54 GMT
> From: c--@i--.netcom.com (Conservative Uncoverup Society)
> Newsgroups: alt.illuminati, alt.conspiracy, alt.impeach.clinton,
> alt.president.clinton
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> 
>    400 MILE LONG GIANT 'FACE' IS SWIFTLY HEADING TOWARDS EARTH -
>              SCIENTIST SPECULATES 1998 ENTRY INTO ATMOSPHERE.
> 
>     Professor Michael Firth has made a devastating discovery that would
>  'reshape the American Public' if it was let out.This is the position
>  the news media organization has taken in response to Professor Firth's
>   startling emergency open-meeting conference at N.A.S.A.
>     At the conference, Firth had pictures of a 400 Mile long giant FACE
>   heading straight towards our planet, earth.What is the face made out
>   of?
>   "Its meteor.Pure meteor, yet carved.The detail of the face sure as
>   hell lets on that this was done by someone or some group of people."
>    Is it going to harm us? "Oh yes.I forsee the end of civilization.As
>   it gets closer to earth, they can only cover it up for so long.It will
>   start showing up on all kinds of things."
>    As Prof. Firth left his pulpit the media was addressed by N.A.S.A.
>   personell in what was 'An effort on the best way to look at this
>   extreme case' (as seen on the back of the pamphlet for the meeting.)
>   Firth confirms that "I guess they said keep your mouth shut because I
>   havent heard anything of it.All the big ones were there, Rather, CNN,
>   etc.."
>    When will it hit? "Towards the middle or end of 1998.I predict a
>   World War will be created in an effort to keep the world blind to
>   something this cataclyzmic.There will have to be extreme measures
>   taken if there is going to be any chance at all of getting it from the
>   time it enters the atmosphere to the time it hits earth."
>    4 days later, Firth confirms the media bias, that he was sent
>   instructions to keep his mouth shut, and that "1998 would be a year
>   where they would fix it so the people of the world would act as a part
>   to create a solution to this inevitable event without its own
>   knowing."
>    The instructions were sent by none other than Bill Clinton
>   himself.Firth states Clinton has been in almost constant contact with
>   N.A.S.A. since the first evidence of the giant face was given, and
>   that any announcement of this possible-end-to-civilization he
>   predicts 'will be done very stealthly in a fashion that will not
>   easily point to the problem at hand.But then again, do the people
>   really need to
>   know? what will they do about it? It almost sounds like a no-win
>   situation."
> 
> Consevative Uncoverup Newsletter, May, 1996