psychoceramics: Edward

["Andrew C. Bulhak" <acb @ zikzak.net>]

This fine work of crackpot scholarship was recently brought to my 
attention (thanks, Nikolai). 

 -- acb

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>                           Letter from Edward
>                                   To
>                      The Scientific Community Thru
>                      The Mount Wilson Observatory
> 
>                               Cat. #0024
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> 
> To the scientific world Thru the Mt. Wilson Observatory
> 
> Mt. Wilson Calif.
> 
> To whom it may concern:
> 
> This is to certify, That I have found the Key To all Existance. And
> all I ask of any one Is for them to read What I am about to say.
> Because it is not my purpose to tell What you already know. And
> consequently the proof Shall follow and establish My work to make it
> law.
> 
> For the key to all existance Is the key to the Law By which all things
> Come into existance and therefore my word Is the key to that law to be
> verified by proof Listen therefore to what I say As follows:
> 
> The Moon Is practically all Water frozen or Ice It was formed By water
> evaporating From the earth Which arose and gathered Between the Earth
> and Sun It is hollow Like a pumpkin The inside is composed of that
> part of the air known as Nitrogen And very very cold Consequently its
> water is frozen.
> 
> If the crust of the moon Was removed, it would be a Sun bright enough
> To destroy the earth. There is no life upon the moon, but Without the
> moon There would be no life upon the earth.
> 
> There is no land upon the moon Except what has been made By falling
> (debris) from the sky But without the moon There would be no land Upon
> the earth, and consequently all life Would be in the water. and
> Therefore we say that there is no life Upon the Moon by reason of
> atmospheric conditions. But There is an abundance of life In the Moon
> or in the waters Of the Northern half.
> 
> There is no rain there The light is always the same and the
> temperature has not changed One degree in a million years The water is
> H20. The Ice is as pure as snow and consequently the air is N40 and To
> make a long story short. That is a physical paradise.
> 
> Upon the (Southern) half however The sun has never shown, Except
> (thru) the reflections of The Earth and stars Which is approximately
> Five times greater Than the light of the moon Upon the earth. Where
> the days and nights are equal. Fourteen days of night and Fourteen
> days In the light of the earth. And not a very ( ) place For life of
> any kind, and First to be explored by man.
> 
> Which will be done in time. These facts I will prove. In part, thru
> the Moving Picture World, by speaking a few words to them which will
> enable them to make a moving picture of the Moon in which it will
> appear to fall Upon the earth, and apparently come Within the reach of
> human hands.
> 
> The Earth, upon which we live Was created between the sun and the
> worlds center of gravity and fanned by the burning of Oxygen in the
> center ( ) and made by the remains of life and the mixing of the
> elements From above and from below. And it lies in the ( ) of Equal
> attentions and resistance Between the center of the Earth and the
> lines of Equal attractions and resistance above the earth. And
> consequently it is a hollow shell filled with Nitrogen.
> 
> Even as Nitrogen exists above the (earth) and the attraction and
> resistance From the center of the earth Is equal to that above the
> earth and an object placed below the crust of the earth, would fall
> upwards Even as it would fall downward If placed above the earth and
> with the same rapidity.
> 
> (Escaping) that the one (force) below would (loose) in velocity And
> the one from above would grow in velocity And so it is with the (line)
> of Equal attraction and Resistance above the earth. Where a common
> ball would flote like a feather and if two balls were liberated
> together, one above and one below The one above would go away From the
> earth. With the same increased velocity as the one below would gain In
> returning to the earth.
> 
> The Moon rests, or floats In that line of equal attraction and
> resistance - The Corona of the Earth and it cannot fall to the earth
> By reason of the earths resistance and it cannot fall from the earth
> By reason of the earths attraction and consequently it moves and
> floats In its orbit around the Earth.
> 
> If the crust of the earth was removed, a Sun would be revealed with
> such powerful Resistance, that it would Be cast out of the Solar
> System If the crust of the earth was doubled in weight It would sink
> Toward the sun One half the distance It is from it to day. And
> therefore by this Information, I will prove The thickness of the crust
> of the earth.
> 
> By the worlds great mathematitions, which will also determine the
> composition of all the (solar) planets and even that of the sun
> itself. First however I will tell them Their composition, that by
> (These) figures, they may prove the veracity of my (word).
> 
> The Moon moves in its orbit Of the earths resistance and the crust of
> the earth Moves in its orbit of resistance which in earths case is
> From the center of the earth and therefore it is not necessary for the
> earth To have any particular Thickness. And in fact there is no land
> at all covering the North Pole And if a common (ball) was (lessened)
> of the Earths Center of gravity, between
> 
> Them and the North Pole It would leave with such velocity that it
> would come To the surface of the water of the North Pole, providing
> The Ice was cleared away when it would have arrived and then it would
> sink and rest above the lower edge of the Earths Crust
> 
> and that is the substance of that universal Law which is given to all
> solar planets thru the sun. They were all created by him and (thus)
> they maintain his law and that same law came from the center of
> universal gravity (sh-) fourth In many generations- Many Suns in the
> center of as many systems. And therefore a careful study of our own
> Solar System means the comprehention
> 
> (To a certain extent) of the vastness of the universe. But at the
> present time, a thorough understanding is too strong For the human
> mind. Suffice it to say however That these few words will pave the way
> that leads to all understanding which lies within my hands.
> 
> In the spring of 1904, at the age of 29 I was admitted to the study of
> that Law and for thirteen years I carefully followed That voice which
> called me Son of Man. And since the month of June 1914 I have written
> many chapters which As yet are held in vain by Those to who I wrote.
> Therefore I have turned to those of scientific Research to give to
> them what I have by writing Ten chapters. and whenever I am recognized
> There will I abide To draw all men to me.
> 
> Know you therefore all of you That seek the truth in any capacity that
> I stand upon the foundation of the law from whence all things sprang
> And that I am able to deliver you From all misunderstanding. and In
> that capacity, I speak, not the Words of man but of Him That made All
> Things. I thank you Very Kindly.
> 
> Etholeum - The base of all existance - it is One with Electricity and
> There is no place where It does not exist. It is the conduit of The
> Light between all of the planets and thru the telephone and the radio
> and without it There would be no Earth Because there would be No
> sound. to be transferred between
> 
> The planets and Life upon the earth Etholeum, therefore is the Mother
> of all planetary existance and In her all things are begotten To be
> concieved and born of her (Providing they have not already Been born)
> the last of which Is human understanding.
> 
> Electricity the spirit of all existance. Is one with Etholeum and the
> positive extreme of all things made between it and Etholeum. And
> therefore the universe Is charged with Electricity By the center of
> universal gravity Thru all the (planets) Even as a battery is charged
> From the elements Than a ( ) and the planets are (strange)
> 
> By which they move and have their ( ) In their regular orbits and
> therefore there is places in the universe where Some things do not
> (exist) but there is no place where these two extremes do not exist.
> 
> Nitrogen the first Form of creation between Electricity and Etholeum,
> (In which the light (opposed) In the center of universal gravity and
> Therefore it sprang to all Planets when then centers of gravity was
> formed.) Is that element that envelops The earth and the center that
> lies beneath the crust of the earth. Pure Nitrogen beneath and Oxygen
> and nitrogen above the crust of the earth.
> 
> Mixed to the consistency of Life above and death below, the crust of
> the earth And so it is within and upon all of the planets of heaven, (
> ) that hydrogen exists In sufficient quantities upon Them, there is
> Life, but the center of them all is Pure Nitrogen.
> 
> Oxygen that element of the Air and water that envelopes the earth. In
> all the planets was created by Electricity in the midst of Nitrogen.
> and to day it is created By the light of the sun upon the surface of
> the water Between the air and the water. And so (perfect) is this ( )
> of creation that oxygen is always the same in the air and in the
> water.
> 
> Regardless of how much may be consumed by fire. and in fact the water
> and the air could not be without oxygen For in their primitive forms
> they were Hydrogen and Nitrogen and it took oxygen to make The water
> and the air, which was and is by the rays of the sun.
> 
> Hydrogen, was created by Electricity between Nitrogen and Oxygen and
> the three forms the Trinity of Life Even as Electricity, Nitrogen and
> Etholeum form the trinity of all planetary existance. Electricity the
> (passtime p) thru Nitrogen the passtime Entrance ( ) Hydrogen between
> Nitrogen and Oxygen and these ( ) forms the air and the water with the
> surface of the earth.and that of the water between which is the
> trinity of the worlds existance. By the gathering of the water below
> and above to form the firmament which in the beginning God called
> Heaven, and wherein we live.
> 
> And Life was created in the water Before the earth was formed And
> there it grew in great abundance Between the Air and the water and
> each atmospheric condition Brought forth new forms of Life (Until) the
> land appeared to support another form of life which came in the air
> (above) the same as it came in the water below the firmament. The
> (end) of what was found in the electrical radiance of the sun and
> 
> (Thereby) planted in the water and upon the land and there it grew and
> passed away according to atmospheric conditions thru out the ages that
> led onward toward the earths (perfection) until the present times.
> 
> Man was created at the end of the day of imperfect atmospheric
> conditions and his birth created a (Kingdom) to rule the earth and How
> man endowed with the possibility of Thought Knowledge and
> Understanding which is the ( ) of human perfections When the three are
> one. But until the present time the truth has been withheld By reason
> of human ignorance.
> 
> and the inability to grasp it when it appeared in sufficient strength
> to reveal the creation of the earth and universe and the human mind
> never would Have been sufficiently strong, had it not Have been for
> astronomical and scientific research, and therefore I hereby commend
> you all to them.
> 
> The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost In human creation means the
> same as Electricity The Sun and Etholeum In Solar Creation With the
> throne in the Sun The Center of the Solar System Even as the Son of
> Man Is the (Throne) of Human (Existance) In the midst of Men Then to
> overcome all Mankind, even as the Solar System is (ruled) by the sun
> God, the Father, in all forms of Creation Is that same, (power) Father
> or God, that First came into the center of Universal Gravity
> 
> The Sun or Son of God Is His throne whether physical or mental and due
> to prevail upon the earth Even as the Sun prevails in the universe the
> Holy Ghost is the possibility of Creation, the negative (power) to
> receive the passive spirit, in order that the created may arise
> between the Holy and the Unholy.
> 
> Thought, Knowledge and understanding Is also the ( ) Those ancient
> words. Which is the trinity of that Kingdom To rule the Earth and
> therefore the same condition Exist to day among men, that did exist in
> the beginning Before the sun was born. We have the two (entrances) But
> Knowledge has not arisen between Thought therefore in every human mind
> is simply another word meaning God within us
> 
> Knowledge means the return of The son of man and understanding means
> that he will draw all men to him By the proof he holds within his
> hands Because the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, or Spirit is to
> every human mind the same, as Thought Knowledge and understanding
> which is divine.
> 
> Government, of by and for the people Is another trinity to ( ) the
> forward stride of civilization By making laws to be obeyed by some and
> disobeyed by others. For the ( ) of some and the destruction of
> (others) and Founded upon the propositions of Equal Liberty and
> Justice for all. Government of all people, is of those that make the
> Law By those that obey it.
> 
> And for those that (brake) it. And when the Fathers are one with the
> Sons, by obeying the laws they make, the law will be inforced in the
> far extreme and the human race will be one Indivisible people with
> Liberty and Justice for all.
> 
> The Election of Law Officials by the people for the purpose of
> Inforcing the Law Is the transforming of Government From the hands of
> the people to ( ) of a few and therefore If the officials of the Law
> are obedient to it, To begin with, the Law is inforced by a two thirds
> Majority, ( ) the election should terminate, In the honesty of Alfred
> E. Smith who made this Immortal Statement: Hoover is the not the
> president of the Republican Party But the president of the United
> States Like the Father and the Son he (tries)
> 
> To these convictions and the Law to begin with, Is Inforced by a two
> thirds majority And it shall prevail In the far extreme Until Crime
> shall vanish from all the Earth Never to return of any great
> consequence and never in the majority Beyond the power of the law to (
> ) it.
> 
> And now I must conclude My words to you By saying that the
> constitution and its Eighteen Amendments shall never fall But by these
> four last chapters 19, 20, 21 & 22. It shall be transformed From a
> mighty oak tree to a royal palm. Because these four chapters are four
> more amendments To it, to grow thereon. Which I hereby Trust to you of
> the Astronomical and the scientific world.
> 
> Because you have used the talents of your minds ( ) and Have not hid
> them in the and consequently you are (worthy) to receive my words. In
> witness where of I set my hand and affix the (seal) of ( ) By signing
> my name - Edward.
> 
> The End
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