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psychoceramics: THE Final Conclusive Proof about Alien Interventions on Planet Earth: aliens come looking for Jesus

Well then, for all ye doubting folks, here is THE conclusive scientific proof
about alien visitations and alien interactions with humans on Planet Earth,
which serves as an auxiliary proof for the much debated issue of alien
abductions that has generated so much heat and controversy over the net. 
And, yes, this IS very relevant to the general theme of bionet.neuroscience
and of comp.ai.neural-nets, as we shall see in the following contents.

About five months ago,	I had visited Rajasthan in India as a tourist where I
happened to enter into a conversation with a local doctor.  As it was a long
haul in a near-empty bus, we got talking with each other, and after a few
meals together and much bon-homie, we began sharing confidences, at which
point when I informed him about my work on aliens, he mentioned a strange set
of incidents that he had witnessed in his remote rural health clinic.

The whole issue first came to the good doctor's notice when he commenced
making the rounds of the local villages for the immunisation of new-born
infants and small children.  While the villagers were more than co-operative
in this endeavour, he noticed that a few children were being deliberately
held back from him.  As luck would have it, he managed to get hold of once
such child, a boy about nine years old, whom he found strangely different, in
that, where any other child would have started screaming at such a rude
gesture, this boy merely looked back at him, defiant and totally unafraid. 
He rolled up the sleeves of the child's shirt, and could detect no mark of
any immunisation.  At this point, he decided to take the matter into his
hands, and took the boy to the nearest house, asking if they knew about his
parents.  The man of the house was rather reluctant to speak, but his wife,
knowing the good work the doc did in those parts, told him to go to the local
landlord's house.

Now, this was a perplexing and fortunate piece of information for him;
perplexing because he couldn't understand the reason why the landlord, who
had only recently brought his grandson from a nearby hamlet to get him
immunised, would refuse to extend that anxiety to this child or grandchild of
his, yet fortunate in that he was on good terms with that person and could
get to the bottom of the whole thing, a bottom that would shortly prove to be
nearly bottomless when it came to challenging his scientific knowledge and

When the doctor took the child and went to the landlord, the latter
immediately realised that the game was up and volunteered the truth.  Way
back in 1987, [the landlord said],  the villagers first spotted the strange
lights in the night sky that seemed to bob up and down.  At first, the
villagers thought these were fighters or helicopters on army exercises, but
one night about three of these got into a circling formation and then stood
still over a hillock, illuminating it with a bluish-indigo light, and then,
zap, just like that, the hillock disappeared.  They informed the local
police, and after the red tape had finally unwound, a fortnight later, some
scientists came to the locale to collect specimens, and then returned after
another week.  They didn't speak to the villagers, nor did they ask them any
questions, but the villagers knew this was something hot from the change in
their demeanour.  The previous time around, the scientists had come in a
desultory, almost bored manner, that sharply contrasted with the excited,
near-frenzied pace at which they spoke to each other and collected samples
this time.  Anyway, they stayed back, with the government hastily
constructing some residential blocks in that place, which were later
converted into the rural health clinic.

Exactly 120 days from the first zapping of the hillock by the 'strange
lights', a veritable flotilla of these lights descended upon the place, now
manned not just by the illiterate villagers, but by the scientists as well. 
This is where the description slows down into a conspiratorial whisper, as
the landlord told him of the 'aliens' who came out of those 'strange lights'
that he reckoned were about the size of a Dornier-228 [a 17-seater aircraft],
which regularly plies in those parts.  The landlord didn't call them 'aliens'
but 'regal/majestic warriors' [actual term: maharathee, ateerathee], as they
reminded him so much of the mythological warriors from the Indian epic
'Mahabharata'.	The villagers were awed by the very appearance of these
'aliens', and there was no doubting the fact that the scientists too were
affected.  The 'aliens' were tall, almost seven feet on an average,
well-built, just like the 'humans' one sees on the World Wrestling Federation
[that's how the landlord described them], and the funny thing about them was
the golden glow that seemed to envelop them, probably caused by the armour
that they wore covering almost their whole body, leaving only the face
exposed; and the contraptions around the head providing the resemblance to
the mythological warriors' ceremonial helmets.	The face was truly 'human' in
its features, right down to the varying colours of the eyes; and it was later
reported by the girls in the know that those eyes changed colours, and it was
almost like looking at a colour-tv's or cinema screen's changing colours, as
the ones who had seen the change described it.

Now, the 'humans' were positioned just on the outskirts of the village, and
in the semi-arid plain beyond this place, the 'alien' crafts had landed, out
of which the 'aliens' now descended, surrounded by illumination emanating
from those crafts.  A confrontation was out of question; the villagers were
armed with no better weapon than six-feet long bamboo sticks, while the
scientists were totally unarmed.  Only the police patrol accompanying them
had any fire-power, one sten-gun, three ancient .22 bore rifles, and two
revolvers distributed among the nine constables and 2 officers.  In any case,
the police shared the general sentiment of the villagers, and were awestruck
by these 'aliens'.

Meanwhile, the first batch of about twelve of these 'aliens' got near to the
'humans' and the latter were pleasantly surprised when they found that the
'aliens' were speaking with them in Rajasthani, the local dialect.  Not
understanding that lingo, one of the scientists put a question in English,
and he too received an answer in English.  By then, the initial amazement had
given way to excitement over this new contact, and a Sanskrit speaking
scientist was happy to discover that these 'aliens' not just spoke Sanskrit,
but their own 'alien' language had several root and grammatical forms
identical to Sanskrit, which they understood to be so on account of 'alien'
interactions with 'humans' in ancient times.

Inevitably, the villagers and the police, after showing their due reverence
to these new heroes/ 'aliens' gave way to the scientists who monopolised the
conversation then on.  Since most of the later conversation was in English,
with some Sanskrit, and test doses of Marathi, Hindi and some other Indian
languages [as one of the scientists later on informed the landlord], the
villagers couldn't make out the general tone and tenor of the conversation. 
Shortly thereafter, the scientists and the aliens retreated to the
scientists' blocks, where they parleyed for almost till 4 A.M. in the
morning.  Thereafter, the aliens returned to their crafts and disappeared.

At day-break around 6 A.M., the villagers who were still not able to sleep,
and remained discussing among themselves the events of the night were jolted
into alertness by the loud noise of aeroplanes circling overhead.  The
authorities were air-dropping equipment over the area.	By that evening,
there was a whole row of pre-fabricated structures occupying an area almost
twice that of the village.  Some huge water tanks too were dropped onto the
area, which contained some dark, viscous fluid with a 'kerosene' smell.

That night too, the 'aliens' returned, this time almost a hundred of them,
and this time they parked their craft in the new government housing area, and
promptly went inside to converse with the scientists.  By now, a lot of
government people, and some in uniforms, had descended upon the place, and
all of them were involved in these talks.  The villagers were summoned and
warned not to tip off any news-agency, or to talk about this event to anyone
else.  For good measure, this was followed up with some 'bribes' by way of
government facilities and good ol' money.

These confabulations between the 'aliens' and the Indian Government staff
went on for two more weeks, which saw a continuous inflow of staff and
equipment by day, and the 'aliens' and their crafts by night.  Then, perhaps
on the urging of the 'aliens', or on their own [God alone knows, the doc
said], the authorities informed the villagers that these regal warriors
'desired' to interact with the local populace.	As it was, despite the
prohibition imposed by the authorities, the word of the events had gotten
around to the surrounding hamlets and the nearest town, and though this area
being a desert and semi-arid locale, the habitations were spread out,
nevertheless by the fortnight's end, almost the whole district was abuzz with
rumours.  So, when the news went out that these 'Mahabharata heroes' had
returned and wished to interact with the 'lowly humans', there was no dearth
of men and women wishing to participate.  From among these thousands of
applicants, the authorities selected around two hundred young girls of
marriageable age, and their parents.

The landlord too happened to be one of this 'privileged lot' as he pointed
out, with obvious pride, even as he patted the small child sitting in his lap
as he spoke about it.  The 'aliens' each took the girl he fancied, and then
went on to chat with the 'overawed parents'.  Afterwards, the 'aliens' and
the girls retreated to the government blocks, each couple in a private block.
 Unlike the others who departed, these 'aliens' stayed behind for five days,
spending the entirety of their time locked inside their rooms with the girls.
 Only thereafter did they emerge, the aliens and the girls looking visibly
pleased, and mixed with the girls' parents, who by now felt they were in
seventh heaven, after they received the reports their girls gave them.

Now, the landlord being one of those 'privileged parents' learnt the full
details at first hand from his daughter.  It seems that while the sex-ritual
of these 'aliens' is very similar in its fore-play to that of romantically
minded 'humans', the actual sex-act, and its aftermath is strangely
different, in that while the sex-act is as physical as in 'humans' yet, there
was no exertion, no ups and downs, but a pleasant high throughout, that was
followed by the even pleasurable aftermath.  As the landlord said, his
daughter hadn't felt so pleased ever in her life before [of course she was a
virgin then, and wouldn't have known anything of 'human-to-human'
intercourse], and even now [after several years of blissful, orgasmic
marriage], she feels that the 'alien' interaction was on an entirely higher
plane.	After this event, the alien activities in that village subsided
entirely, all the pre-fabricated dwellings were dismantled, and the
scientists and government staff left the area, leaving behind only the
initial permanent block that now became a health clinic, to which my doctor
friend was assigned a posting.

The government assigned doctors to give a full health check-up to all those
girls every fortnight, who reported that all of them were pregnant; and sure
enough, their abdomens swelled duly by the fifth month.  Then, at around the
eighth month, the government took in all those girls and their
parents/guardians, and whisked them off to secret army hospital locations. 
The landlord found himself in a well-guarded and secret block attached to a
remote army hospital near Poona, very near Bombay in Western India.  There
was nothing strange about the fact that the girls all delivered on the due
dates, nor that they were all normal deliveries, nor that these were painless
births, despite the fact that none of them were given any anesthetics; except
to the doctors, one of whom told this fact to the landlord.  After all, these
children were different.

Another funny thing about these children was that even as new-born, they
didn't suckle, but were fed a liquid made with a powder the doctors gave the
parents/guardians of the girls who had given birth to the babies.  These
parents/guardians were registered as the de-facto and de-jure parents of the
new-born babies.  Indeed, as the landlord told the doctor, he had raised that
child on his lap right from the first feed through the various powders and
gruels that the government kept sending them constantly, until now, when they
ate the normal food that others eat.  The girls were out of the picture now. 
All that remained were the parents, these 'magnificient children' and the
government that kept fussing over each and every stage of development of
these children.  Once every three months, the landlord said, he had to make
the obligatory visit to the government lab, not the hospital, but the
'laboratory'.  This, he said, was just like the hospital, but it had some
more equipment, especially to check the 'insides' and the brain.

While the initial visits were nothing special, apart from the thrill of being
whisked off to unknown locations in Air Force planes, the landlord could
notice a look of awe on the doctors' faces whenever they visited, since the
child became eighteen months old.  Their tests did tell them these children
were special, not so much on the 'insides' as in their brain.  They were
indeed resistant to illness, as was testified by the fact that none of them
ever turned ill, as the doctors informed the landlord.	Neither had his own
son, the landlord said about the child in his lap, ever fallen ill, while his
daughter's subsequent children had their share of birth-pangs, pain, and
illness, just as every 'human' does.

Paradoxically, these children were always recognised as the children of the
parents of the girls, and never as the girl's children by the people of that
district.  This was despite the common knowledge that the aliens did have sex
with the girls, which made them pregnant, so that they were not virgins in
any sense, and that they were the ones who gave birth to these children in
the fullest sense of that term.  Neither did they face any problems in
getting married.  Indeed, while the generally pernicious superstitions that
are an inevitable concomitant of the Brahminical religion of the Hindoos
would in the usual course of events have made it difficult for these girls to
be married because of this sexual profligacy, it was another superstition
from that same religion that proved to be their salvation.  In popular
circles, these girls were thought of as having been 'visited by the gods',
hence considered as being 'blessed' in the Hindoo way, hence, there was no
shortage of suitors, and all of them were married within six months of giving
birth to the 'alien' children.

By now, the landlord had swollen with pride to such proportions, that he
placed the child on his lap on an adjoining chair, then got up and went to
the cupboard, and took out a file, and showed it to the doctor.  It was the
child's medical record.  It was a huge file, in being almost six inches
thick.	The reports were arranged latest at the top, so he went to the last
page.  Instead of finding the initial reports, he was surprised to find three
articles at the very back of the file.	Leaving them off for the time being,
he found out the beginning of the medical records, which began from the birth
onwards, showing unexceptionably normal parameters of all routine blood, and
urine tests.  These tests were made even for antibodies of all kinds, which
must have been a costly exercise, and the funny thing was that, despite the
child being uninoculated, [as the landlord had told him], there were
antibodies to every sort of disease for which the child was tested, and there
was no presence of any infection of any sort in the child, as the exhaustive
series of blood tests showed.  Then the doctor got around to the first paper,
which was merely a statistical analysis of the parameters that he had just
gone through, and the paper had analysed these parameters in all the two
hundred children.  The second paper was a report on how one of these children
had gotten caught in a truck-rail accident [wherein it was in a truck that
was trying to cross the tracks at an unmanned crossing at the same time that
an express was trying to break the sound barrier at that very same place],
and instead of suffering severe injuries and dying instantaneously, like all
the rest in the truck did, it merely got thrown off to a field almost fifty
feet away [like a cricket ball hit for six, an eye-witness had remarked], and
suffered no external injuries save some superficial abrasions, but had a
fracture dislocation of the spine that rendered it paraplegic.	But, three
months on, the fracture had healed, the dislocation was restabilised, AND the
spinal cord had REGENERATED, something unknown in humans, so that the child
was restored to full function.	The doctor read that paper over, and over and
over again, and still again.  How could it be?	He pondered vigorously. 
There was no chance the landlord had made this all up, he was only a simple,
semi-literate man with some political connections that made him a leader. 
But, there was no way he could resort to chicanery, especially of this sort. 
There was no doubt whatsoever that that paper was written by a scientist in a
government lab, and that it did discuss the details of the regenerative
procedure; about which they were doing further research, thanks to the
extraction of some parts of the spinal tissue from that child, so that the
exact modality of that regeneration could be understood, and tests could be
done to find out how it could be made applicable to us ordinary, normal
'unalien'/'non-Mahabharata hero' humans.

The third paper dealt with MRI and PET-scanning studies done on these
children.  It seemed from that paper that these children could learn almost
any task within the first go, at the very most the second go, and there was
nothing that they couldn't master within two steps.  Most of them were
proficient in at least four to five languages though they were hardly five to
nine years old, [so, there had been others since then as well!], and they had
an uncanny ability to find out the correct solution to any problem.  Two of
them had devised mathematical algorithms that solved complicated theorem's
with ease, and shortened mathematical calculations by several steps.  The
authors of that paper suggested that the CNS of these children formed
neural-nets with the correct weights of neuronal calculations with
exceptional ease.  Perhaps, they could read cues in the situation/
environment that remain hidden to us on the first try; or perhaps they had
other means of approximating the solution, which is why they could master
tasks so easily.  The paper also offered another suggestion, that the CNS of
these children might possess all the information in 'instinct' form, i.e.,
just as the lower animals possess knowledge that is mostly instinct, and
learned in a few parts only, and while in humans instinct is minimal, and
learning total; perhaps, these children had evolved such that the knowledge
that we humans learn is already present in them in 'instinct' form, perhaps
because their genotype had been updated, but, the paper refers to general
chromosomal studies which say that there is no special difference between the
genotypes of these children and of normal humans.  Perhaps, the same genetic
information is present in us humans too, and if so, then it would be an
exciting task to unravel it, and to somehow make it as freely accessible to
us, as it is to these wonderful children.  Then, like these children, all of
us would become child prodigies, and innovators like these children, many of
whom had invented simple devices that made life easier in the home, like a
simple modification to the house plumbing by one child, or a perfect
arrangement of furniture on the part of another kid, or devise a mathematical
algorithm with exceptional ease just because our neural nets are correctly
hard-wired to extract the information present in 'instinct areas' so that
even before one learns them in school, these concepts are already present in
the brain, and ready to be made use of.

When the landlord saw that the doctor had read through the paper, he gave him
some more information [strictly confidential, he told the doctor, and the
doctor told me, but I don't tell you this rider for reasons explained later].
 His child, the landlord told the doctor, had already shown considerable
progress in difficult scientific subjects, though he was only slightly more
than nine years old.  The government sent them books every three months,
which the children read through, and the children were constantly given
exercises that tested their skills, and the scientists tested them
thereafter, and accordingly provided further lessons.  Perhaps, even now the
scientists were tapping these tiny wizards for answers to fundamental
problems in the sciences, confident that they would find the answer with
these children.

And, the child does get to meet its 'alien' father, the landlord added. 
While his daughter, the biological mother, looked upon the child as a marvel,
wondering whether she could really have given birth to such a superlative
being, and looked upon it more as a brother in terms of intellectual
equality, the 'alien' father too had the same approach to the child.  Indeed,
the landlord was surprised to find that the 'alien' father actually looked
upon him as a father merely because its child looked upon the landlord as its
father!  The 'aliens' no longer came to that area, because they now visited
some more secure place, but they did interact with the Indian government, and
at a very advanced level as well, in addition to the 'super-children' being
born all the time.

The landlord told the doctor about all the research projects that had
materialised on account of the 'Mahabharata heroes' assisting the Indian
Government.  About how they had devised plans that would steal oil from ten
thousand miles away and bring it to your backyard [using quantum theory
means?], of the horrific weapons of war that would incinerate a locality
inside out through the nuclear reactions within the various molecules of any
body of animate or inanimate matter within that locality without bursting any
weapon [again, using quantum theory devices?], or of the re-greening of
rain-forests, or the renewal of ample fish in the oceans [this seems more
simple, using genetic means].

There was only one problem, the landlord stole a glance at 'his' child,
before he commenced speaking to the doctor, these people have strange ideas
about religion.  Now look here, he spoke to the doctor with some trepidity,
don't we venerate these fellows like Gods, after all, they were their
'Mahabharata' Gods.  Yet, the landlord said, our Mahabharata Gods insist that
they are visiting us because they want to know more about the only begotten
Son of God, the Christians' Jesus Christ.  Isn't this a climbdown for us, the
agitated landlord asked of the doctor.	At the mention of 'Jesus Christ', the
child looked up for the first time and intruded into what had been a
monologue delivered by the  landlord, with affirmative nods from the doctor
from time to time to show that he was interested. 'Every knee in the world
shall bend before Jesus our Lord', the doctor distinctly remembered the
vehemence with which the child shouted out the words and simultaneously
struck the floor hard with a stoutish stick, and continued, 'and the knee
that does not bend will be broken.'  Thus, felt the doctor, as the stick
found a convenient target in an empty milk bottle that promptly splintered. 
The landlord didn't know if that was in the Bible or any sacred book of the
Christians, because he was sure his child hadn't read the Bible, because all
his reading material came via the landlord.  Even the doctor didn't know
because he had never read the Bible, but he knows for sure these words,
because they are etched on his mind as the first words he heard that child
speak, and because of the tone and the situation.  Actually, I do know for
sure that the first part is part of some early Christian hymn in one of
Paul's letters, but don't know for sure about the second part.	Well, maybe
its there, I am not a Bible expert, I last read it aeons ago, and after all
perhaps the Bible too is etched in the 'instinct' of these super-children.

The landlord shrugged and cleaned the floor to remove all the splintered
glass particles, as if saying, now you know the whole situation.  But, love
of his child got the better of him, because again he took the child in his
lap, and began patting him.  Well, if there is only one God in the universe,
and if that God has only one Son, and if that Son were born on our earth, the
landlord told the doctor, well then, it is thoroughly justifiable for our
'Mahabharata heroes' to come from the opposite ends of the Universe looking
for the One who is God of all, so that they too can avail of salvation.  Why
should humans alone be privy to salvation, the landlord continued, everyone
in the universe has that privilege.  But, then, why did they chose India as
the start of their human contact?  The question that perplexed the doctor was
easily answered by the landlord, because it had been posed to the 'aliens'
who had given the answer.  It was simple really, their first contacts with
human civilisation were with the Indian civilisation, hence, in this quest
for God, they were proceeding through their old contacts.

Ah, well, the landlord said to the doctor, all of us will eventually end up
as Christians one day.	That was the true Hindu style of functioning, finally
accepting the truth after maybe aeons of silence and uncertainty, but that
did bestow their civilisation with an unique survival advantage.  They had
finally gotten to the true God, but only after such a long, long arduous,
tortuous space of time.  But, not immediately, the landlord said.  One
scientist had told him of how the 'Mahabharata Gods' didn't mind if they
trampled upon a few 'spots' to build temples, and one Indian Jewish scientist
had even managed to extract an assurance from the 'aliens' that they would
help him build a temple.  Now, the landlord and the doctor didn't understand
this, they felt like the Hindoos the Jews can build temples anywhere, but I
know for sure that there is only one place where the Jews can think of
building a temple, and that's sure to spark trouble all around.  In any case,
I was surprised that the 'aliens' were so favourable to the Hindus and to the
Jews, when their quest was for the only true God, the Lord Jesus Christ, as
they said.  Luckily, it had surprised the doctor too, and he had asked the
landlord rightaway, and the response was 'the luck of the draw' or some such

And of course, the 'aliens' were horrifyingly ill-disposed toward the
Communist Chinese and to the Organisation of Islamic Countries blokes. 
Maybe, this was because the Indians had infected the 'aliens' with their
prejudices, or maybe the advanced neural-nets in the brains of these
super-beings had already detected these as malignant and repugnant influences
that need to be attended to in the interests of humanity at large. 
Surprisingly, they were also ill-disposed toward the Americans [to the USA,
that is], and not very complimentary about Britain [the UK].  Yes, there were
some favourable noises about Scandinavia, about Europe and South America in
general, but the jokes cracked about the Yanks and the Brits were in very
poor taste.  About the Brits, they seemed to confuse the nation with their
Princess Diana.  As for the USA, they had gotten into this strange notion
that all the commercial sex workers [CSW] in the world had emerged out of the
huge statue that stands across the harbour in New York.  It was a pity that
such a super-race of 'aliens' had been vitriolically infected with prejudice
by the Indians, that prejudice extending to the super-children that were now
part and parcel of the Indian scenario.

And the doctor begged of me to keep this a secret.  But, hey, I am an alien
researcher, I told him, you can't do this to me.  You are supposed to get me
in touch with the landlord, so that I can contact the Indian Government, and
the aliens finally.  He hesitated.  Okay, he told me, you can go ahead and
speak, but only when there is confirmed proof of the aliens having helped
India.	And, then when I heard of the thermonuclear explosions conducted by
India, I was on the phone to the doc, pronto.  Yes, he almost shouted with
joy into the phone, you go ahead and publish it.  All of its true.  And, the
world will get to know of it very soon.

Amen, I said.  The Lord Jesus be praised, as I undoubtedly know for sure He
will be, all across the world, and the universe, and several universes, for
He is the one and only Son of the one and only God of all universes.  And I
am rushing to the nearest book-store to get me some Bibles.  Maybe I can pose
as a Bible expert and in that capacity the Indian government will arrange a
meeting for me with the 'aliens'.  That early Christian hymn would be a good
place at which to start.

Paul Smith


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